The Lovely Ladies...

  Beth  Born in the 'Ro.  Lives in Pittsburgh now.  A huge sports fan, fantastic shoe shopper, and amazing friend.  New York, and Courtney in particular, misses her greatly.  Go Steelers!  (But not this year :-( )

Deborah  Also of the 'Ro.  Deb makes a mean apple pie and is a great Project Runway buddy for Courtney.  She also indulges Courtney's crazy bee / hornet phobia - she's wonderful.

Leanne  Courtney's cousin.  Leanne hails from Pleasantville (an actual place) and recently joined the Dark Side - she became a Met's fan.  Blame falls squarely on her fiancé (husband as of March '07) Matt.

Danielle  Also Courtney's cousin.  Dani lives in the Dirty Jerse and should have her own show "The Bargain Hunter,"  she finds all the best deals.  Her husband works for Vonage.  Whoo hoo, whoo hoo hoo.

April  Friend since the 8th grade.  Courtney can still talk to April on the phone for like two hours and gossip.  Germs beware - April cleans like a woman possessed.

Mary Anne  Courtney's freshman year (and junior, and senior...) roommate.  Currently lives in Connecticut, but is not pretentious.  She's lovely and hooks Courtney up with great Mary Kay products.

Patty  Her name was Patme, laa la la la la.  Patme is from Strong Isle, but lives in the 'Iladelph now.  She works and goes to school full time AND knows all the lyrics to the new Danity Kane album (now that's tiring...).  Also has an insane cat named Chewie.

Heather  Another CU alum.  Heather lives in Crooklyn and is a frequent "game night" opponent of Courtney and Eddie's.  She makes a fantabulous fruit salad and knows her stuff about Egypt.  Married to Best Man Steve.

 

Murderer's Row...

Steve  Eddie's freshman year roommate, as well as his roommate for two year's in Crooklyn.  He's lost without his wireless handheld device.

Jamey  Eddie's roommate during his last year at Cornell.  Can frequently be found in front of a TV / PC with a game controller in his hand.  Live's in the 'Iladelph with Patty and crazy Chewie.

Pat  Lived on Eddie's floor freshman year.  Will fail lasers if he doesn't start going soon.  Lives in Hotlanta now where he has 10 mortgages (but no pick-up truck).

Mike  Lived on Eddie's floor freshman year.  Now works for top secret government agency.  Also goes by Michael.

Craig  Eddie's fraternity / pledge / nut club brother.  Known as "Rain Man" because he never forgets a song lyric.

Joe  One of the first people Eddie met at Cornell.  Also one of the smartest he knows, got his Ph.D. in 4 years and now runs his own company.  Eddie gets mutton chop deficiency when he's around him.  Courtney calls him Joey Bear.

Billy  Courtney's brother.  Works at Starbuck's, and might wear a leisure suit to the wedding.  Theme song is I'll be Late to That by Kanye West.

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